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I don't get it. Is there another comment further down that explains the joke even further that was maybe cropped out?
Sounds like you're one of today's 10,000!
You see, JD Vance is very fond of furniture. Don't let anyone or anything (including the article I just linked) tell you that it isn't true!
"I can't wait to debate the guy... that is, if he's willing to get off the couch and show up."
'Getting off the couch' sounds like more sexual courtesy than id have expected from him. Totally had him pegged (not litterally) for a cum n go go kinda guy.
He doesn't get off of the couch, he either gets out of the couch or gets off with the couch.
Actually, I’m just bad at making jokes 😅. I was trying to call out including the reply in the screenshot that explains the joke.
Nah, I got it with your first comment :)
JD Vance likes fucking couches. If his wife wants some, she needs to get upholstered.
she wants to get nailed, but all hes giving are upholstery tacks.
Couchfucker
If trump dies in office and he becomes president, can we refer to him as Sofa King?