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The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat (www.jezebel.com)

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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Can we talk about insoluble fiber for a second?

A discount grocery store near me had 3 for $1 turnip greens. I ate then all over two days along with some homemade chicken stock I needed to use. What came out of me the next day was some kind of lovecraftian sleep paralysis demon. But holy shit have I been feeling great ever since! I sleep easier and longer, more energy throughout the day without a mainline of caffeine, and I think I've actually lost some weight dispite not actively trying to!

Y'all mfers need ~~Jesus~~fiber!

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've honestly wanted to do a cleanse maybe this will be the trick. Plus I've always wanted to meet my lovecraftian demons, so added bonus!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Homie, I cannot describe how happier I've been since then! I mean, I know gut micro biota contribute to mental wellness. But the difference is fucking stark for me!

Also I am not a doctor or professional! Do not think this is some sorta miracle cure! It just happened this way for me, ymmv.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Right right of course. I've just been making steady improvements to my diet and had t found a lot in terms of fiber. Just something to try. Appreciate it!