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The Protein-Obsessed Fast Food Industry's Latest Innovation: Big-Ass Cups of Plain Meat (www.jezebel.com)

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[...] I asked the man behind the counter if the Steak Nuggets were such a hasty retreat because they were unpopular with his diners. He said the following: “Well, we were one of the last stores to have those things, because nobody bought ’em.”

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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've honestly wanted to do a cleanse maybe this will be the trick. Plus I've always wanted to meet my lovecraftian demons, so added bonus!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Homie, I cannot describe how happier I've been since then! I mean, I know gut micro biota contribute to mental wellness. But the difference is fucking stark for me!

Also I am not a doctor or professional! Do not think this is some sorta miracle cure! It just happened this way for me, ymmv.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Right right of course. I've just been making steady improvements to my diet and had t found a lot in terms of fiber. Just something to try. Appreciate it!