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Next time swallow the finger, so there is no chance to reattach.
You don't want to go to their level and become a C.H.U.D.
Feed them to your cats instead.
If you have the time, that is an option, too. Maybe the cat will even develop a taste for Nazi fingers.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.
no need, the human mouth has plenty of bacteria in it that would make finger reattachment untenable.
With the trigger finger of a Nazi thug, better don't take any chances.