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[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 165 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Why are the Nazis putting their fingers near good peoples' mouths?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fetish? That's better than fascist.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago

If even half these people didn't try to closet their fetishes and sexuality I'd bet we'd be much better off.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago

Seriously. I bet that nasty fuck doesn't even wash his hands, either.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No no, you don't get it, there are roaming packs of dyed-haired leftists and leeessssbians sneaking around the ICE barracks and waiting for them to fall asleep and not pull the covers over their bodies entirely.

If your hand slips below the sheets, it's fair game for the purple-haired, lying ICE-finger eaters!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

They clearly were armed and dangerous.

They needed to be dis-armed.

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"The enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand!"

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

And The Kurgan. There can be only one.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mallory Archer proved that's just not true....

"If I ever found myself caring what you do with your weekend, I would put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes."

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don’t bite the hand that oppresses you?

That doesn’t sound right

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I mean, that is their motto. Which is kind of weird knowing they knew ahead of time that this would be an issue in the future.

Well the future is now, and the future is terrible. Please let me go back to the 90s please!

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 52 points 1 month ago

Animals huh? I'd say biting off these nazi fucks fingers is letting them off easy for executing citizens in the streets.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago

Aw, shit, it was his heiling hand too. Poor bastard.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago


“Tell me mister Anderson…what good is a gun, if you don’t have a finger?”

[–] in_my_honest_opinion@piefed.social 43 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Did the protestor survive?

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago

If you put anything fleshy near someone's mouth you're asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.

[–] enkille@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

who's got 3 thumbs and knows how to deal with ice getting in your face?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Be warned, everyone, if you bite a piece of shit it'll taste like shit.

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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Put meat in my mouth and it will get eaten, what else did they expect?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

perfect grindr bio. no comments

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago

Its just natural instinct :)

[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Hope they at least brought some BBQ sauce or something to drown out the awful taste.

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[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hope they picked their nose clean while they had the chance.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Go for their necks.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Going to need new grips or extra effort if none of them have trigger fingers left

[–] ohshittheyknow@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago

Maybe ICE shouldn't put their fingers anywhere near protesters.

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Next time swallow the finger, so there is no chance to reattach.

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

And supposedly, they were denied a request for help by Minneapolis police and told to get their own help. I kind of doubt the story is true, I'm too far from the 'Cities to know. But, it would make that finger even more delicious if it was.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Remember Americans, when the ICE agent has his bare fingers down your throat, you lay there and take/suck on it like a patriotic American.

Mmmmmm gotta love free range bacon

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Taking their ability to pull the trigger, one finger at a time!

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