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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 586 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If you plow through a snowman with your car, you're an asshole. If you do it with your brand new sports car, you're a stupid asshole.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 316 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Let me add one more: he's done this several times already which is the reason the kids added bricks in the first place.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 132 points 2 days ago

Its like a honeypot for assholes.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of my grandfather, these kids kept knocking his mailbox down with baseball bats. After the second time it was hit, he put up a new one filled with concrete. The very next morning there was half a wooden baseball bat on the ground and a dent in the mailbox. They never did it again.

I've heard basically the same story before from a local incident, but with the added bonus of the other side: they used a metal bat and the kid dislocated his arm and was almost pulled right out of the car.

[–] SweepTheLeg@lemmy.world -5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

To make it worse, if they set a boobytrap on purpose that's illegal ( in in the US) and the kids could be liable.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Putting a brick in a snowman is not a booby trap lmao.

[–] SweepTheLeg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Depends on intent but yeah

[–] Master@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the blocks were just there for support so the snowman stands better.

[–] BattleGrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sometimes kids do it as a prank in the middle of the road

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 147 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same type of person would drive through a pile of leaves not thinking if there were kids in it.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 0 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I don't agree with driving into snowmen, especially if they're not in the street.

Sometimes you can't avoid leaf piles tho. 

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 points 21 hours ago

Many kids play in leaf piles, even in the street.

[–] jack_of_sandwich 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Even if it was just a snowman, that would damage your pretty car.

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This was my thought, you don't need cinder blocks in the way. Ice is hard and heavy, that shits gonna fuck up pretty much anything but a bulldozer or tank.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Knew a guy who tried to drive through a snowdrift, totalled his car due to the ice buried in the snow

[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’d have thought a snowman would do a fair bit of damage to a car anyway.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

You could just use water to make the surfaces hard ice and it might be enough to hurt a front bumper.