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submitted 1 week ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Uh, yeah I tried. I jumped off my roof with cardboard attached to my arms and flapped. It didn't work. 😔

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

90% of people quit RIGHT before they learn to fly.

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

When I was really young I was very confused as to why my plastic shopping bag always seemed to fail as a parachute. Reckoned I needed more height.

[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

...

that must have been another

of your dreams

a dream of mad man moon

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bet it made you a legend tho, right?