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[–] victorz@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

graduate

lack basic knowledge

Why are they graduating in the first place? Who is passing these students? Stop passing students who can't show they learned anything, maybe? Novel idea, I know.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

They... Are? Seems like a lot of people responding aren't reading the article, so:

  • Brazil is huge, and has the largest public healthcare system in the world.
  • This is the first time they've conducted a national test against medical universities
  • They are not punishing students, but the universities, and restricting new enrollment at them

And no, they are not all private institutions.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Seems like a lot of people responding aren't reading the article, so

You're insinuating I didn't read the article. 😛 But you're right, I didn't, because the statement I was referring to is right in the title.

How are they "about to graduate" if teachers weren't passing them when they shouldn't have, if they lack basic knowledge? You shouldn't be reaching the end of your medical programme about to graduate if you haven't passed any courses. 🤷‍♂️

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Corruuuuuption!

Americans, pay attention, because this is where you're headed in speed run fashion

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 12 hours ago

speed run fashion

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I believe we USians invented the model.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Aha your president represents this exact form of corruption too

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

All of them, really. This one just hasn't enough game or reason to hide it.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

His brain is too hollow innit

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's mostly private institutions passing people because they just care about the money and nothing else.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Source? The literal subtitle of the article says it's private and public institutions.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Try reading beyond the subtitle

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Those institutions need to lose their accreditation then.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

They are restricting new enrollment for now while they make other plans. Removing accreditation would punish the students more than the system. Also, they aren't all private.

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

That exam wasnt created for that and there is a very difficult exam to get a residency which is required for more 'complex' doctor jobs, so people didnt see the need for that until now. They are working on changes though that could involve shutting down courses that fail to meet the necessary standards