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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 14 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Corruuuuuption!

Americans, pay attention, because this is where you're headed in speed run fashion

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 6 hours ago

speed run fashion

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I believe we USians invented the model.

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Aha your president represents this exact form of corruption too

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

All of them, really. This one just hasn't enough game or reason to hide it.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

His brain is too hollow innit