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Like do they have machines under the table that get you off? Otherwise I ain't payin.
Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.
AI blowjob? i am not taking that risk
I dunno, may be one of the first really good applications of AI
Just make sure to physically block the ability to bite....
You’re absolutely right! I definitely should not have bit clean through your humchonger!
Give it a while. This is absolutely where it's heading.
Once it's acceptable, or at least understandable, for people to have an "AI romantic partner" you'll start seeing more mainstream ads for devices that let you "take your relationship to the next level."
I mean, it's harmless fun to open yourself up emotionally to a manipulative, sycophantic, cloud-based homunculus with no real assurance of privacy and then feed it tons of blackmail material each time you want to jerk off, right? What could go wrong?