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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Like do they have machines under the table that get you off? Otherwise I ain't payin.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

AI blowjob? i am not taking that risk

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, may be one of the first really good applications of AI

Just make sure to physically block the ability to bite....

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

You’re absolutely right! I definitely should not have bit clean through your humchonger!

[–] BranBucket@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Give it a while. This is absolutely where it's heading.

Once it's acceptable, or at least understandable, for people to have an "AI romantic partner" you'll start seeing more mainstream ads for devices that let you "take your relationship to the next level."

I mean, it's harmless fun to open yourself up emotionally to a manipulative, sycophantic, cloud-based homunculus with no real assurance of privacy and then feed it tons of blackmail material each time you want to jerk off, right? What could go wrong?