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The USS Gerald R. Ford has been at sea since June last year. The Republican leader's decision to extend its deployment for a second time has snowballed into a growing list of problems, such as blocked toilets and sewage troubles.

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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Support the troops (with thoughts and prayers).

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 14 hours ago

These would be more useful.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Gleefully send them off to a pointless war and then tell them we can't afford to take care of them. The Republican way.