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Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2026
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I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream,make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead! Oh Shit! Is my mic on?
It's neither safe, sanitary, nor ok. Some people don't want to know that someone will fucking bang their corpse once they are dead. That used to be a person, and if the Torture Nexus guys have their way, will be again.
EDIT: Ok, fine. How many corpses do you need dug up? 20$ a piece for you to fuck.
But I fuck yours once you die.
TL;DR: I just know it's fucked up, but my arguments are weak.