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Kentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops say (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

It's neither safe, sanitary, nor ok. Some people don't want to know that someone will fucking bang their corpse once they are dead. That used to be a person, and if the Torture Nexus guys have their way, will be again.

EDIT: Ok, fine. How many corpses do you need dug up? 20$ a piece for you to fuck.

But I fuck yours once you die.

TL;DR: I just know it's fucked up, but my arguments are weak.