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what-the-hell Capitalist meritocracy, folks!

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[–] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looking forward to my workday at the Banana Factory.

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You load sixteen bunches, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Saint Peter, don't you call me, 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company: “Dole”

[–] fox@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'd say that Day-O is a much much more apropos song.

Work all night on a drink of rum

Daylight come and me wan' go home

Stack banana 'til de mornin' come

Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, mister tally man, tally me banana

Daylight come and me wan' go home

Come, mister tally man, tally me banana

Daylight come and me wan' go home

Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch

Daylight come and me wan' go home

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch

Daylight come and me wan' go home