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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 65 points 9 hours ago (7 children)

This takes me back to the days of nutting in the eclairs at the bakery I worked at.

God I loved that job.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

also making manicotti. fuck i could go for some manicotti.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the time I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my dick in the pickle slicer.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 minutes ago

Did she get fired too?

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Think I saw you in Van Wilder

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 31 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Why don't you work there anymore

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 43 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

They caught me fucking an eclair.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

What was it's name?

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 hours ago

The lore expands

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 31 points 8 hours ago

Thank you for your service

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

One lucky customer a day.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I heard they have some good fucking food there, but it didn't taste very good.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

My diet was like ninety percent pineapples though.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

Give the people what they want

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Best damn éclairs i ever had. Shame it couldn't last.

Sometimes that kind of perfection can only exist in small moments of time.