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Across the heartland, the transformation was total. The "Spear-in-Side" tattoos became the ultimate badge of the faithful. In suburban megachurches, the communion wine was replaced with a proprietary energy drink branded 'The Blood of the Bold', and the bread was stamped with the seal of the Department of Homeland Security.

Meanwhile, the "Farm Equipment"—the rusted plows and harvesters that had once been AR-15s—became the center of a new, darker ritual. Since the soil was now choked by the radioactive ash of the low-yield exchanges in the Middle East, the equipment was useless for farming. Instead, the "Discarded Tools of the Weak" were melted down to create a massive, 50-foot statue of Trump holding a gilded Bible, erected on the spot where Jesus had been executed.