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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I know that. My question, more clearly stated, is: what is the definition of 'git gud'?

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Git is a software versioning system, originally created by Linus Torvalds, the inventor of Linux. If you 'git gud', you have mastered git. If you did not master it and your software stack became a mess as a consequence, you better 'git out'.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How does that apply to cunnilingus?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

git gud = get good. Practice and become better.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

If you git gud, a lot of people will find you cunning to let you lingus.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Become skilled.

[–] Potatar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Get good needs a definition? Learn -> (hypothesize -> practice -> look at results/ask for feedback -> improve hypothesis), repeat?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

get good > improve your skills

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

The vagina licking version of "Hawk Tuah"

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Learn where the clitoris is. A good chunk of women, perhaps the majority, do not orgasm from penetration alone. Clitoral stimulation is what you are looking for.

The other part is communication. “Do you like that/does that feel good?” Start with circular motions. Some don’t like direct stimulation on the clit more in the area around. Everyone’s body is different, and something that drives one person wild might be uncomfortable and annoying for someone else.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know where my clit is, thank you.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

But do you know where mine is?