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[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 125 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

I don't believe it... Moving a welcome mat when the guy has a camera doorbell? C'mon...

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 67 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Even the trash cans. Just...put the trash cans in actual view of the camera? How would you buy a camera just to watch your trash cans and then not actually watch the trash cans with it?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 33 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

No, you're overthinking it. Say the cans are on the opposite side of the house from where op is. If he crosses in view of the front door, he'll (op) be spotted. So he goes through the backyard instead for access to the cans.

He's (op neighbor) not buying a camera and pointing it straight at the cans from the property fence or something.

[–] RustyShackleford@piefed.social 14 points 15 hours ago

Exactly, signal jam the cheap way. 👍 Most people don’t realize you can set this up in the breaker box lol. But I’m a stinker.

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn’t explain moving the welcome mat undetected though

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 5 points 11 hours ago

This is easily accomplished with a fishing rod. I also don't believe this, however.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Easy solution, jam the wifi signal while moving the mat. Added benefit of making them more concerned that the house is haunted. If the houses are close enough (likely, hoa so suburbs) you could just hook it to a basic wall-wart timer that actives at 3 and deactives at 3:05, and have it + jammer plugged in at the closest outlet to neighbors front door. Ring doesn't have a wired ethernet version to fix this vulnerability.

...why are you looking at me like that?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You don't have to jam it. You can spam it with DEAUTHs from anything that will run aircrack.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I thought wpa3 made those attacks not possible?

Also jeez, that's a program I haven't thought of in 20 years. That and wireshark...

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, good idea. Commit a felony offense to cover the tracks of your late night trashcan shenanigan...

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It's only bad if you get caught

🌌 🧠

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

There are radio nerds out there who are extremely interested in RF noise and will absolutely triangulate and report a signal jammer.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 19 points 13 hours ago

Well now we have to move the trash cans of two houses I guess

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I have a Google doorbell and it's night vision is terrible. I've taken the garbage to the curb during the winter when it's the darkest and the doorbell didn't register anything not the noise not the motion. Even knowing what I was looking for I barely show up in the video feed, it looks like a ghost.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

it looks like a ghost

Even better

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Have you tried turning the porch light on?

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago

You guys are no fun

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago
[–] redsand@infosec.pub 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You have no idea how many of those things are mounted such that you can walk up from the side unseen.

Source - my neighbor's an idiot

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Found op. That's some nice work you're doing.