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If you can't safely take the Cybertruck to a car wash, I wonder how it will fare as a boat?

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, I don't think a lot of pickup drivers are aware of the fact that their giant ass truck doesn't fit in a regular parking space

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

They're aware, I'm sure, but there isn't much they can do about it if they need to park there. Even Home Depot and Lowe's have this issue.