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It should come as no surprise to anyone that the U.S. city of New Bern has removed the penis from its coat of arms.
So progressive of New Bern, a transgender bear as a mascot.
Oh man - if I start spreading this around town it could be a good way to get them to put the penis back on.
Who is to say the original isn't a futanari?
Haz no tiddies
God, Americans are such sad people.
Yeah yeah, not all of them, but prettyuch all of those with money or power
Somehow the bear's eyerolling expression of despair looks more pronounced now.
Fucking fascistss
Wait, they kept the coat of arms this entire time?
Well, technically they fixed it
What? They made it worse.
"Fix" is a euphemism for "neuter."
Boo to this new bern and their bear penis denial! Where the fuck is New Bern though? Got to be connecticut or some shit am I right?
North Carolina. Was the capitol once. Where Pepsi was invented.
Don’t sell us short. We also have the worlds largest Harris Teeters as well as the Guinness world record for largest open sandwich (a barbecue pork bun)
It's the right to bear arms, not bear dongs
I wonder why they didn't also remove the 'Edward Penis-hands' while they were at it.
The town where Pepsi cola was invented
So New Bern is pro trans? Will they replace the penis with a handgun?
Just need a red magic marker to adjust them.
FYI, this design has been penisless since it was founded.