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Is it worth chiming in that I've personally never seen any image or facsimile of that thing that is in any way, shape, or form flattering to the subject matter? If I was making a catalogue of "shammies one would wash one's car with" its complexion might make an appearance in the appendix but otherwise nah. No redeeming value from a photographic stance, or, frankly, from any other point of view really.
He's not much good to humanity alive.
Speaking as a bald man, I would like to have his hair. For bonus points, it would be kinda fun to watch it being taken from him.