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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

It's fucking wild that right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism, they're holding this event at the WH and you know security will be a shitshow.

I'll be shocked if it's not attacked

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

All we need is one Secret Service agent or Marine guard with a conscience and nothing to lose.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

…and how about the soccer world cqp this Summer?

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'm kind of hoping the rest of the world wakes up and realizes that sending teams to the US to compete right now us just as bad as sending teams to Russia. The world should boycott it, and let the US claim its trophy after the Saudis field the only other team.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

and the cherry on top would be FIFA losing their pants on this WC after boot licking the rapist pedophile so hard

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

right after attacking the largest support of global terrorism

We shot ourselves? Surely that was by accident.