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Sounds like he's just the man for the job! And the timing would be great too!

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Issues I have with that title...
Firstly that fat thing isn't a he, it's a barely human shaped disgusting blob of stumbling genital warts.

Secondly, leader? Haha, and HAHAHAHA. A leader leads. That thing can only lead his paedo mates to little kids to do more child rapes.

Thirdly. Break North Korea... HA. The only thing that cunt breaks is a sweat. Usually when it's trying to not shit the bed.
The fucking useless, old, dementia riddled, imbecile should just fuck off and die.