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Sounds like he's just the man for the job! And the timing would be great too!

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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Why is he asking the South Koreans if Kim would want to meet him?

Fucking idiot.

[–] mikenurre@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Is that why he's moving defensive weapons out of South Korea and sending them to Israel? May as well offer South Korea to North Korea, give Ukraine to Russia, and give Taiwan to China all so he can hide from the Epstein files. I hate this timeline.

[–] guy@piefed.social 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Didn't he solve this his first precidency!?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

He can solve it six times and take credit each time.

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

SK looking at how Trump handled Iran: "NO THANKS, WE'RE GOOD!"

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How can someone be so self deluded?

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Narcissism, sociopathy, dementia and lack of accountability.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Just like how he opened the Iraqi oil fields, ended the palestinian genocide, toppled Maduro's regime, and brokered a permanent treaty in Ukraine. /sarcasm

Another attempt to distract from the fact he's a child rapist.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Like he is the one who ends the Ukraine war within a day? Or the one who does not start a war?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hahaha oh my god he’s gonna restart the Korean War, fuck me sideways this is so fucking stupid

[–] tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

GET READY FOR OPERATION RAGING HARD-ON, coming to a Korea near you!

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

OPERATION RAGING HARD-ON

OPERATION SLIGHTLY WOBBLY TOAD

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 31 points 4 days ago

Elect clowns. Expect a circus.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, he has such a great track record. Maybe they could trick him into clearing mines in the DMZ, do both sides (and the rest of the world) a favor.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago

STOP. STARTING. WARS. ASSHOLE.

[–] NorskSud@piefed.social 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Trump can break anything, that's for sure. A natural born breaker.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 days ago

Well he did bankrupt 4 casinos....that place where, you know statistically, the "house always wins".

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So how many fronts is the US going to to be operating now? How long will it be able to run this, economically, before it collapses?

Can't be far off now

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Not long. We're already burning $1-2B per day on Iran, most of that being highly expensive and hard to replace munitions and fuel. Eventually the people we can borrow money from will stop lending (we're already borrowing billions a month to keep things afloat as is).

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

You see, he needs something to distract from his iran failure that he needed to distract from him fucking kids, that he needed to distract from hrim demolishing the white house, that je needed to distract from his tarifs wrecking the us economy, that he needed to distract from his racissm, that he needed to distract from the sorry excuse of a human being he is.

[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Oh he can break the deadlock all right, no question there. The question is what happens after it's broken. It's probably not going to be good for South Korea. Remember how much he likes Kim Jong Un.

[–] NKBTN@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago

With Trump is I can never tell if he's just bullshitting, or if he's genuinely delusional enough to believe the things he says he'll do will work out the way he says they will, just by his own magical determination

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Suuuure, Liar

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Issues I have with that title...
Firstly that fat thing isn't a he, it's a barely human shaped disgusting blob of stumbling genital warts.

Secondly, leader? Haha, and HAHAHAHA. A leader leads. That thing can only lead his paedo mates to little kids to do more child rapes.

Thirdly. Break North Korea... HA. The only thing that cunt breaks is a sweat. Usually when it's trying to not shit the bed.
The fucking useless, old, dementia riddled, imbecile should just fuck off and die.