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Sounds like he's just the man for the job! And the timing would be great too!

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[–] Matombo@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

You see, he needs something to distract from his iran failure that he needed to distract from him fucking kids, that he needed to distract from hrim demolishing the white house, that je needed to distract from his tarifs wrecking the us economy, that he needed to distract from his racissm, that he needed to distract from the sorry excuse of a human being he is.