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Gamblers trying to win a bet on Polymarket are vowing to kill me if I don’t rewrite an Iran missile story (www.timesofisrael.com)

submitted 3 days ago by Krauerking@lemy.lol to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[+] ebu@awful.systems -12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

i don't know how i could have possibly been clearer that i don't want the disjointed ramblings of debatecreatures in my inbox, but i know things like "consent" might be a foreign concept to such folk

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

"When I make statements on public forums that does not mean I consent to people responding to me!"

I don't think you understand how any of this works.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then dont post on social media?? Like im not even really responding to you personally, im responding to your comment. If you dont want replies to your comments then dont comment lol. You can make a substack and disable replies if you really just want to get your message out there without replies.

[–] ebu@awful.systems -2 points 2 days ago

i don't feel compelled to join a platform for the mere privilege of having my blog posts co-hosted in the nazi bar, with shitty default css