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It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.
Not my pocket penis!
Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago
One of those detachable penises eh?
Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno... I LIKE having a detachable penis.
No way, the new one with the vibration function?
I'm jealous.
7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.
How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?