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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon contemplates AI (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 days ago by gurty@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Do you mean a vacuum cleaner?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

You're gonna rip your dick off.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I personally wouldn't call a vacuum cleaner similar to a blow job. There isn't that much sucking involved in "sucking dick".

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 5 days ago

You just need to switch it from suck to blow.