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How do you roll a zero
Edit: if thats O'Brien im guessing a transporter problem
You know, quantum resonance in the Heisenberg compensators. Sometimes the dice spit out an impossible number.
Don't even get me started on the time we rolled a natural negative
Using Gygax's special dice for 2.5E?
-1 Charisma has given me a few zeros.
Yeah but not natural 0s
Don’t you use a 21 sided die?
I used to have one. It had three different faces with 7 sides each. It was from some math game, but the faces were a triangle, a square, and a circle. No idea how you would use it, but it acted as a fancy D3.
That’s the thing: if you manage to roll a zero EVERYTHING goes wrong, all the worst outcomes happen, and the DM makes you go home.
Ad a DM, its what I'd do. "Sorry bud youre cursed apparently"
Congratulations, you've fucked the universe in and out of the game!
Use my dice.