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nicotine != tobacco. Tobacco contains nicotine... but a vape is a substitute for tobacco... that's the whole point of it, to get nicotine without using tobacco.
Meat contains protein. If someone uses a protein substitute you don't call it a "meat-shake".
eh, it was the best I got
Don't you tell me what to call my meat shakes
But is it shaken meat or shakes you get from meat depravation?
It's secretly raspberry milkshake with chunks of raspberry but the straw is shaped like a bone.
I think I'll add that to my lexicon, like "meat-bag" and "meat popsicle".
What about "spam purse"?
That's just a purse with Spam inside.
Reminds me of this song by Ugly Duckling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv6Mljf830c
Synthetic nicotine is a thing, but not the majority of vape juice. Most of its still just extracted from tobacco.
To continue your metaphor, I wouldnt call beef stock steak, but i wouldnt call it vegetarian, either.
How would you like your steak?
Drank.