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[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (4 children)

8, and I'm a woman without children 🤔

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Sure thing. I know its you dad

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Keep practicing, get those numbers up, and next thing you know, you'll have a wife and two offspring!

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

13, also no children.

Spiritually dad-like ✨

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

You’re a faux pas