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My dad always said "let's rock and/or roll" for departure.
my version of this:
I yearn to say "In the pipe, five by five" but I don't have the right public for that quote :/
That's ... comms talk, right? 5×5 means max strength and clarity, I think. In the pipe, not so clear.
It's from Aliens. It's what the lady pilot says when the squad is taking off in their dropship.
It's when you are being double penetrated by 2 guys with average sized penises.