Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I yearn to say "In the pipe, five by five" but I don't have the right public for that quote :/

[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's ... comms talk, right? 5×5 means max strength and clarity, I think. In the pipe, not so clear.

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

It's when you are being double penetrated by 2 guys with average sized penises.