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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, people do strap on conventional explosive vests and set them off in crowds. That is not the absurd part.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I think their point is that the van was a much easier storage vessel, with room and penetration power. Getting out of the van and walking 30 feet has miniscule change on the effects of a munition that's blast radius and fallout are so large.

The entire idea of a vest/backpack/portable device would be more so you can get behind enemy lines by say parachute or such. Although there is no point of a parachute as you don't need to cushion your fall, and no need of the person if someone was already letting you leave said flying device.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago

Ah, I missed that point.

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 0 points 18 hours ago

That's because thats the only way it can work with low power explosives slapped together by some group with limited resources.