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kamikazed herself
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How did that even happen? It looks like some invisible force yeeted the baby to the side?
Have you met babies? They are eating, pooping, suicide machines.
It sure seems that way! Have you heard of that game where you have to constant try to prevent the baby from suiciding lol??
Yeah I lived through that simulation with my daughter up to age 3.
Edit: loved to lived
I hope she grew out of it after age 3, and didn't just like... win the game.
She grew out of it! My comment was kind of ominous now that I look back on it, haha!
Best is when you're holding with two hands/arms and you take the top one away for one second and that's when they decide to go for a gold medal landing.
Can you blame them? Two people decide to fuck each other and then a whole-ass new person has to work and pay taxes and suffer for 80 years? I'm still not over it.
The smart ones off themselves by age 5!
In a fit of rage, she threw her self back in preparation for a rolling tantrum without anything to catch her.
It's like a toddlers oldest instinct, just flex all of the back muscles and fly backwards. I'd be sitting on the floor with my son, tell him to stop throwing toys, boom, head hits the floor.
Toddler Crackhead Energy +physics. She flexed her back pretty suddenly. Toddlers are pretty top heavy, and that arm rest is kinda rounded, so... flop, thunk.
The momentum kept the head out of harm's way, though, so that's nice.