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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[-] Zellith@kbin.social 38 points 9 months ago

"Smoke me a kipper. I'll be back for breakfast".

[-] EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Only the coolest people will get that reference.

Edit: and you want to make sure your surgeon is cool!

[-] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I was chatting to my dentist about having a mild fear of pain during the procedure, mainly thanks to Laurence Olivier, and his next question was, 'Is it safe?'

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

My surgeons are cool, but I don't think they're that cool... The robot might be, though...

[-] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 7 points 9 months ago
[-] TheSpermWhale@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Stoke me a clipper, I’ll be back for Easter

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