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Showerthoughts
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
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how do you do, fellow adults?
my back hurts
I have a headache
I sneezed too hard and now I have a sharp pain in my neck
I got my socks on and now I need a lie down
... Back in those days we'd tie an onion on our belt
Had to be a brown onion as the Kaiser took all our white onions
We do a bit of adultery
My knees ='(
MY LEG
Just had my yearly colonoscopy
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