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[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 9 months ago

I'm surprised she hasn't been publicly jumped yet

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 46 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When you're as rich as her you get "the help" to do shit like shopping and stuff, so she most likely never leaves her home unless she's going to some event that has security guarding her.

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 9 months ago

Then I'm surprised a whole squadron of black bloc hasn't run up in her house yet.

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 54 points 9 months ago

you'd have to lay siege, she lives in a literal fucking castle

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 9 months ago
[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

lmao i love it here. nerd"uhhh you know the enemy has like, a fortress and armed guards, right?"

marx-guns-blazing "hell yeah that's why it's fun!"

[-] Seryph@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 9 months ago

Finally an excuse to learn to build a catapult.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 9 months ago

WRONG BUZZER SOUND

Trebuchet damn it!

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 9 months ago

One can use either of catapult or trebuchet to launch oneself into her fortress. The meme only states that trebuchet is superior to catapult.

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

You could, but you'd be missing a fine use-case for Hamas para-gliders

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

This sounds like an amazing long weekend activity.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Find a job opening in her house then kill her, simple as

Variations on that should work on any rich fuck

I've seen ads for like private bodyguard and shit just posted alongside regular jobs, that specifically is even better because they literally give you a gun

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

you'd have to lay siege, she lives in a literal fucking castle

She lives in a Hitman level. It just takes a bald man, a funny disguise, and an incredible accident.

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

same reason republicans can walk the streets

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