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Anon orders hot chocolate
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this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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Bet half of these people drink a hot cup of coffee every morning even when it’s hot out
its me, im half of these people. Every temperature is a good temperature for a caffiene fix.
dont you dare eat icecream when its cold out tho
I'm eating ice cream when it's cold out just to spite you
Have you ever fucked a pint of Ben and Jerry’s?
It’s life changing, totally worth the frostbite.
Pounding a pint has never been cooler.
Jeez what a username
If it's below freezing outside and you get a cone, the ice cream will never melt and drip everywhere.
Unless you touch it with something hot, like maybe your tongue?
Alaska has entered the chat
I did it yesterday and it was -2c out , I was so jazzed that the local ice cream place was even open (28f for the metric impaired)
You are not half of these people, except if you judge anon for wanting hot coco
Mornings typically aren't hot
Actually, a hot beverage makes you cool down in hot weather. I don't do it myself though. People who do that usually use tea.
I've seen and heard this repeated so often but I seriously struggle to believe it.
Yeah sure it burns calories warming cold water up inside your body, but when you chug cold water on a hot day you can literally feel it inside you cooling you down.
Drinking hot drinks on a hot day warms you up further because you're holding a hot cup and sweating and steamy and basically purposefully making yourselt uncomfortable.
(Edited for spelling)
You need to live in a dry climate for it to work. The increased sweating more than makes up for the added heat from the tea.
This is some "cold water boils faster" ass shit. No the fuck it doesn't.