You've been in a coma for almost 20 years because of a car accident. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

Sorry, bed's too comfy

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a lie! You are not in a coma. Whatever you do, do NOT stare into a mirror for more than five seconds!

[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Don't listen to them, look into the mirror! Go on, it's fun..... :)

[–] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

As Lemmy's only real celebrity, I take offense to that.

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I never claimed to be.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you find out if I'm real, let me know. Either way, I think I'll feel better knowing. EOL

[–] moonmeow@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Define real

[–] PixelatedCleric@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

I'm not, but how do you know you are real?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

I'm definitely fake