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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Did the death star have a daycare? If so, he got anakin beat on younglings slaughtered too.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I don’t think so. The Death Star was a military vessel, and spouses/children don’t usually don’t get to come along on those sorts of things. Having said that, maybe there would be some children on if there was some sort of christening celebration or school field trip on board at the time of the attack.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 15 points 10 months ago

No, it's canon there were families on board. It was simply too large to be anything but a city in space.

[-] Alivrah@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Yeah but they were evil so it doesn't count /s

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 10 months ago

No /s necessary, you live in something called The Death Star, a weapon fresh from killing a planet, and you're officially the eggs in the anti-evil omelette.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You mean the Imperial Planetary Ore Extractor?

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

Not sure they even called it The Death Star, just Military Artificial Satellite Spaceship

[-] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Of course, the first working one was the 4th itteration of prototypes. So that makes it MASSIV (Military Artificial Satellite Spaceship IV)

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I would have went with BABSS, big assed ball shaped spaceship/station.

[-] Alivrah@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Thanks, now I'm hungry!

[-] Salted_Caramel_Core@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Best Buy. I'd go with a Brother instead if I was you, though. Won't try to fuck you over anywhere near as much.

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

If I had the guess, one of the novels.

[-] DaGeek247@kbin.social 13 points 10 months ago

It's an installation - a miltary base. Guarantee the workers had family spaces / on base housing in it. Considering the size of it, whole cities worth of people.

[-] teft@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Bode from Jedi Survivor keeps his kid at an ISB base so it's not outside the realm of reason.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Is it an installation or a ship? Couldn’t it move around the galaxy to attack different planets? If so, I think it’s more of a ship than a base. Only analog I can think of in our world would be aircraft carriers or battleships, which are commonly referred to as floating cities, yet they don’t have children or spouses living on board.

[-] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Only analog I can think of in our world would be aircraft carriers or battleships, which are commonly referred to as floating cities, yet they don’t have children or spouses living on board.

From what I've heard, one of the darker secrets though is tbat there is sex and sometimes childbirth that goes on.

Not something the Navy usually likes to talk about.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I’m sure that’s happened way more than they’d like to admit.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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