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Hope theyre found dead
With eels up their noses
~~S~~EAL Team Six
:kelly:
Deep ~~cut~~ snort
gonna be found chewed up by a shark and some asshole is going to try to take away comrade sharks' credit by claiming "sharks don't eat people" as per usual
To be fair, Sharks don't kill ppl via eating them... don't think they'd like the bony texture and taste...
Plus, they're already demonized and decimated as much... I think a stingray stinging them in the ass is more apt for them...
they're literally called seals what kind of self-respecting shark wouldn't take a bite of a seal
Unless the missing are GRAVY SEALs, I don't think so...
Hope they're never found