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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 291 points 7 months ago

If Trump loses the 2024 election because Texas temporarily secedes, taking its 38 Republican electoral votes with it, I might die from the schadenfreude.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 179 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

1.Just give Texas back to Mexico.

2.Reverse UNO

3.White Republicans are now the immigrants on the wrong side of the border

4.Enjoy some queso

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 105 points 7 months ago

Mexico 2 days later: Amigo, please take these fuck faces back

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago

Or cartel runs in and they have a lucrative cash for drugs trade, that they mostly funnel into other states for profit not seeing the irony in any if it...

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 5 points 7 months ago

probably quadrupling the length of border with Mexico.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

the issue with that is that cartels like being paid for their products as much as any business- legitimate or otherwise. Texas won't be able to pay when we remove them from the US banking system. there's not enough cash to go around, and they'll probably have to mint their own currency.

Which... the Cartel won't be dumb enough to do business in... which means they'll have to do business in stuff like gold or whatever else.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

the cartels already have better guns than most texans, so, yeah.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I mean as of like a year or so ago they were reporting that they still paid 3-4x per AR type variants and 2-3x most handguns and like 5x the price of a 1911 presidente chambered in 38 super. There definitely still is a market.

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 42 points 7 months ago

Tesla becoming a mexican business lmao

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago

👌chef’s kiss

[-] acceptable_pumpkin@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Americans who move to other countries always call themselves expats since immigrants are “those other people”.

[-] S_204@lemm.ee -1 points 7 months ago

All the morons screaming about colonization aboard are already packing their bags to leave Texas right? RIGHT? California too, if they're anything but sjw Jack offs.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

I haven't had an orgasm since 2017, but I think that would do it.

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago
[-] theevildrcube@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Their last orgasm obviously.

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