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[-] eric@014450.xyz 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Grab a brush and put a little make-up.

[-] eric@014450.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

[-] HangingFruit@czech-lemmy.eu 4 points 1 year ago

Why’d you leave the keys up on the table

[-] SirCrusader@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Lith 2 points 1 year ago
[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago

Decide it was a bad idea, go back to bed.

[-] jesterraiin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago
  1. Wake Up
  2. Feel like P.Diddy
  3. Brush teeth with Jack Daniels
  4. Grab sunglasses
  5. Hit the city
[-] supermurs@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Wake up. Get dressed. Put the dogs out in the yard. Open work computer and start the apps. Take dogs in. Work for a bit. Wake up wife. Have coffee and breakfast. Work some more. Have lunch. Work more. Stop working. Go to grocery shopping or for a walk. Feed the dogs. Make dinner. Do some yard work. Watch news on tv. Brush teeth. Read. Go to sleep.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I wake up. Turn the water on for a shower. Take a shit. Shower. Shave.brush teeth. Get dressed. Maybe eat breakfast. Go to work.

[-] vita_man@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Get up, take the dogs on a walk, have breakfast and coffee, go to work, come home, take dogs on a walk, make dinner, eat, watch TV, go to bed, and do it again.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Brush teeth.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Up before sunrise and in the gym.

Every day.

this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2023
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