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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 86 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm guessing the human ones as you'll need to hold them until they're strong enough to hold up their own heads. Maybe then you switch to the horse ones for convenience

[–] Liz@midwest.social 19 points 1 year ago

The human half of a baby centaur would be born further developed than a human baby. It wouldn't have the same size and brain limitation that we do. It would probably still be an idiot compared to an adult, but it would at least be able to hold itself upright like a toddler.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you’ll need to hold them until they’re strong enough to hold up their own heads.

I don't see that happening. Do you have any idea how much a horse, even a baby one, weighs? It's not likely a mother centaur is strong enough to carry her baby to breastfeed it.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think if it was the only way, centauri women would have an evolutionary advancement in the muscles of their upper body. Like kangaroos that are used to carry their kids in a belly pocket. And kangaroos punch like a motherfucker.

It would be funny to see all centauri women be built like MMA fighters and men be thin like a matchstick.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They could always lie down to breastfeed like many animals do. That would make more sense.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Yep. And if they take this route, then the top body would have flat chests. That's not how many pictures centauri women, but I guess they'd have way less stress looking for a fitting bra.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

That's what I envision; they lay down and hold the human part just like we do now and maybe the colt part stands or lays in a way that helps

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

>centauri women

Ahh, my good and dear friend!

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

? I honestly can't understand what you mean.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's quoting a character from the sci-fi series Babylon 5 who is a member of an alien species known as the Centauri.

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[–] SkippingRelax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I feel like human nipples just because it would be way more convenient. Getting the whole extra torso under the horse body seems like a pain. I need someone to draw both options now so we can discuss.

Eta: wait wait, are centaur babies human baby sized with proportionately small horse parts, or are they baby horse sized with a bigger human parts to match? That could change my answer.

[–] TallonMetroid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like they should be colt sized, because in most depictions centaurs don't seem to actually have accessible human genitals, so they should be gestating in the horse body and not the human body.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

But they’re not literally half human half horse, they’re fully centaur.

So there’s no human genitalia or horse body, only centaur genitalia and centaur body. Where the centaur genitalia is on the centaur body could be anywhere, ex. horse based locale dong but human based mammaries.

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some conversations make me regret being alive.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

I call that feeling 'waking up in the morning'.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They have no genitalia at all, they can conceive from kissing, there saliva acts as sperm. Males and females can lay eggs from this. Often both lay an egg from the same kiss and these are considered siblings. The gender is decided by the gender of the egg layer.

Centaur salivia when inserted in a functional human vagina can rarely produce a weird human-centaur hybrid but those babies cannot survive past a few weeks.

I am just making this up as i go but Its literally impossible to proof me wrong so…

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Centaurs aren't real. Do you understand that?

[–] VulKendov@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Yes we know that's why we're discussing it instead of asking a 'real' centaur

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Do centaur hoes suck the horse dick or the human dick, respectfully?

[–] Deuces@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you see a front penis?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

In my dreams I do.

Where do you see the penis?

[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They suck the horse dick, but fuck the human dick because the horse dick would kill them like it did in enumclaw

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't centaurs only have horse dick?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they? Have you seen one dick but not the other?

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have seen some questionable centaur art. But never have I seen a human dick on a centaur. The horse dick is retractable anyway and centaurs usually don't wear clothes. Especially not where the human dick would attach.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe the human dick is retractable, too?

Two retractable wangs would make for some excellent questionable centaur art.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But human dicks aren't actually retractable. That would then make it more than just part horse and part human.

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[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Human mouths, so they suckle on human nipples. Obvious.

[–] Shenanigore@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not really. I bet they birth centaur foals, full horse foals, and human infants, and go full sparta on the reverse centaurs. Any of the other three go to the appropriate udder.

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would think it depends on whether each centaur is a front end or back end centaur.

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago (4 children)

what about the fabled full stack centaurs?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

That's just a human fucking a horse

[–] Auzymundius@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Let's get a site reliability centaur in here too while we're at it.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Wouldn’t that just be full horse or full human?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago

Human ones, cause lady centaurs wouldn't have boobs if they didn't.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dont know. I was under the impression the greek ones are male only but im tol lazy to google it

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the writers across centuries made a pact to not picture a female centaur because it leads to a lot questions like that, and it's sexually confusing and can lead to assumptions the writer has a thing for fucking horses.

[–] Thranduil@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So instead they have a thing for getting fucked by giant horse cocks

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

A little breath of air soaked through a losely shut window. And I don't regret it. Maybe they should've done it more and don't fear coming complications?

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Centauromachy is a great story with many details but no female centaurs.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They suckle from the horse tit. The human tits are for porn and perverts.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

logic counter argument moment

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Whichever is convenient, just like with dogs, cats and other mammals with more than two teats

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