That is gay as hell.
this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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It's a gay ocean party and all are whalecum
Big gay.
During the intimate encounter photographed in Hawaii, one of the whales was seen to be holding the other in place with its pectoral fins while penetrating it. The whale underneath appeared to be ailing, being noticeably emaciated and covered in whale lice, white-colored parasites sometimes found on cetaceans.
The penises of male humpback whales are usually concealed in what is known as a “genital slit” to make it more streamlined while swimming. An unsheathed penis has only been witnessed a small number of times in the past, once while a whale was urinating.
According to the new research paper, cetaceans such as humpback whales could use the genital slit or anus for same-sex copulation, to practice reproductive behaviors or to form a social alliance or assert a sort of dominance.
So...whale rape. Great.
"Folks are saying that it was a sick ostrich."
Allegedly
?
TV show reference. The name of the show is Letterkenny.
Definitely humpback.
Brokeback Humpback
... Just "Humpback Mountain" would've worked
Take a screen shot before they change it
File a copyright claim!
5g is making the whales gay? Or is it the sonar from off shore wind? Either way I'm here for it.
They obviously watched gay tourists and copied them.
No it’s the frogs that are making them gay
easy to make a mistake in the dark
God damn tourist are teaching the whales to be gay /s
Moby dick just got a whole lot gayier
inb4 religious nutjobs start claiming that global warming is g*d's plan to kill ~~his perfect creation~~ the homosexual whales.
Their version of god is like a little kid building cities out of lego and then smashing them because mom said no to double fruit snacks
Ugghh, now its going to be "climate change is good since it kills gay whales" from the crazies.
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