Got this text today.
I get lots of political garbage texts since Bernie gave my information away. This one truly made me laugh
"Send me your hog, Bill"
The real Clinton totally would, that's how you know it's fake.
"Bills(beaks) are for owls, Hogs are for exotic Caribbean islands that my friend owns."
Wait, you mean I get to meet all 3 of them!?
Hmm if you're really lucky you have a great opportunity to bring 3 war criminals to justice
Donate for 
No it’s real. Go meet up with them
do
Seems more like a scam email
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