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[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 54 points 6 months ago

What a shit, blamed it on the valet when he was driving and asked billionaire Elon for a new one.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago

Buying a a vehicle as expensive as a cyber truck without it ever being a real product, nevermind being able to actually take it for a test drive is not exactly indicative of someone who makes good life choices.

[-] ovalofsand@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Lol. That one downvote. Someone is a tesla fanboy.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

S'okay. I take great satisfaction in knowing their investment is rusting away.

literally.

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

And Elon being the asshole he is made comments about the valet.

[-] babypigeon@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Hahahahahahahhahahahaaaaa!

Asshole tried to blame the valet. What a dick.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 18 points 6 months ago

Yeah. They're a Tesla fan.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 41 points 6 months ago

I saw one of these backing out of a parking space at the grocery store the other day, and it's just monstrous in real life. I felt vicarious shame for the driver

[-] seth@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

"Vicarious shame" is a hilarious phrase I've never heard, and such a perfectly concise description. I'm stealing that. Just reading it made me remember my most recent feeling of that and turn a little red.

[-] aarRJaay@lemmy.world 29 points 6 months ago

Somehow the second half of the article reads like an advertisement for the cybertruck. Did Elon write it?

[-] drdabbles@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

The fewer of these on the road, the better society is. Not a surprise to learn the owner is a scumbag.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Is this capitalism eating itself?

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

It's the most LA headline.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I will say that not living near the place is by far the easiest way I've found to never crash into that sign myself with my non Tesla car.

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