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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 83 points 3 months ago

Man flirting with woman:
"Hey cutie, wanna suck my cock?"
"You're disgusting!"

Man flirting with man:
"Hey cutie, wanna suck my cock?"
"You bet!"

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 42 points 3 months ago

"I'm going to chop up your cock and drop it in hot oil!"

[-] Maven@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I wish it were this easy for straights like me

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It is that easy. Just ask a guy if you can suck his cock. He won't care that you're straight.

[-] Uncle_Sheo217@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago
[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

it is sometimes. but not over text. there are some girls with astronomic body count who value boldness in the right mood.

[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

That only works if you're hot

[-] Nutteman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Then it's time to get real hot

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

I know what I want, and what I want is to suck cock

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 40 points 3 months ago

You didnt get a reply because they are lame

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 3 months ago

Idk I feel like this is an exchange you see on a true crime show right before they reveal someone was shoved into a deep fryer and the killer ate their dick afterwards

[-] UnsavoryMollusk@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Your answer is great and the person not answering is lame

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