Well this was the dumbest man alive.
RIP dumbass
Darwin Awards begs to differ!
(for real, some of us humans die in such ridiculous ways its hard to believe we made it this far)
Mono you dont understand. He was the dumbest man alive until he died. Not the dumbest man of all time.
The worst part is the dumbest of us usually survive due to intervention from the rest of us.
Oh boy oh boy social Darwinism time
Idocracy was a documentary. /s
This but without the /s
The fuck did he expect?
He even has a gun, backup 50 feet and shoot it from behind cover.
He knew it was there way before it fell down next to him. 5$ says he didn't have any bullets.
We didn’t spend millions of years evolving to throw shit at shit just to walk up and whack it with a club.
Well you and I may have gotten that memo, but he certainly didnt.
Isn't that what you do when hardware just won't work?
I wouldn't take that bet, otherwise he'd have shot at the drone when it was in the air.
I almost feel sorry for the wretched soul.
You misread my comment.
One can only imagine he thought he could disable it.
At that point its counted as suicide.
The war could end tomorrow if the Ukrainians develop drones that are shaped like toilets
Just leave washing machines rigged with IEDs around the countryside
Not only did he throw his AK at it, he missed. He would have been fine but then he went and picked up what looked like an RPG tube, tried again, and successfully demobilized himself.
Russian soldier repairs broken Ukrainian drone with innovative field method.
Well that is absolutely terrifying
I've seen this in a lot of the Ukraine videos now, but what are these Russians fucking doing?
It seems less like an army, and more like a bunch of homeless crackheads camping out in some apocalyptic woods.
I'd always imagined warfare to involve a lot more organisation and advancing on the enemy.
I just imagined a monkey throw an AK at a missle that's lodged in the ground. And it was amazing.
Hey now, don't compare monkeys to the invaders, that's not fair to the animals, they can be quite smart
Well they're barely or not at all training a huge number of new ~~soldiers~~ canon fodder and barely equipping a lot of those. This idiot probably had like 1 magazine and a week of training.
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